comealongraggedypond:

The divination professor getting all misty-eyed and telling Lily in the middle of class that she has the sight. James later getting excited about transfiguration and Lily closing her eyes and placing her fingers on her temples to tell him that wait she sees something and ah yes and you’re a fucking nerd.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)


h0rs3sh1t:

lmao666:

indianhoe:

bitch u just got a heart transplant why u out yo bed so quick….

a card shaped like a card

i dont think anyone understands how hard ive been laughing at this

h0rs3sh1t:

lmao666:

indianhoe:

bitch u just got a heart transplant why u out yo bed so quick….

a card shaped like a card

i dont think anyone understands how hard ive been laughing at this

(via satansfrenulum)


wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

wtfeveridgaf:

jumpingbutnotforjoy:

Goth

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

(via ozthemagician)


abusemeanduseme:

hollyruston:

stoneandbloodandwater:

how to walk like a queen [x]

Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:

One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.

Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks. 

CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.

I will never not reblog this

I tried this today and 3 men stopped me to tell me how gorgeous I was.  POWER.

(via humanityishowlingatthemoon)


halloweencastles:

mandopony:

arewefadingout:

videohall:

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

on my way to steal your girl

(via abundance-of-spooky)


snapslikethis:

Look at this

LOOK

I’ve never made this connection before…at the beginning of DH Hermione tells Ron and Harry how a wizard who’d split his soul could heal himself, save himself…remorse

oh, harry

Harry James you precious baby

I’ve read this second bit before, the whole try for some remorse thing, and thought it was just a Harry stabbing in the dark, but nO

It was so calculated

He remembered that conversation

Hermione’s research

actual, possible redemption for Voldemort

he kept that hope, however slim, that Voldemort could be saved

before they cast their final curses, after all that happened, Harry was actually trying to get Voldemort to mend himself back together

Harry james potter you compassionate jerk trying to save your mortal enemy before he utterly and finally destroys himself

(via baskervillehellhounds)


dahliasheng:

There’s fictional characters that you love and then there’s that one. That little shit. That life ruiner that could strap ravenous tigers to their feet and use my spine as a catwalk and I’d still probably get down on my knees and thank them profusely for the opportunity.

(via humanityishowlingatthemoon)


memeguy-com:

Its never easy

memeguy-com:

Its never easy

(via spookyotpleasehelpme)


billiondollarbaby:

I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

(via gatsbyshalloweenparty)


missespeon:

ghirahimu:

reblogging this again just to say: if you havent seen this yet you really need to

this vine is just so excellent. the way that second guy just jumps in. the voice. the back shot and the dissonance of the FUCK OFF. this vine is a work of art.

(via bewbin)


aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

(via chaoticbanter)