antigovernmentextremist:

This. Literally the first thing you learn when you begin to handle a gun is to only point the gun at something you are willing to shoot.

(via baskervillehellhounds)


radioactivemongoose:

you know, sitting on people, chasing things
the family business

radioactivemongoose:

you know, sitting on people, chasing things

the family business

(via humanityishowlingatthemoon)



goodbyeangels:

courfeycute:

but just imagine a ghost that no one can see that catches an item thats flying towards someone right before it hits their face but no one can see the ghost so people start to thin k that person can make stuff float around and the ghoST IS SO ADORABLY AWKWARD IT JUST SORTA FOLLOWS THAT PERSON AROUND AND WHENEVER SOMEONE IS LIKE “duDE MAKE THAT PENCIL FLOAT” THE GHOST JUST SIGHS AND PICKS IT UP

WRITE A BOOK

(via chaoticbanter)



dragongirl007:

an-angel-with-nutella:

laughinmagician:

the-pietriarchy:

tumblr we are not fucking doing this right now take a day off

Tumblr.

GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE DOING.

Okay listen up! I don’t do this often, I understand that white people have a lot of privilege and I understand racism is a problem and I understand. I do. But shut the hell up. You can go on like that if you think that Robin Williams work never effected a person of a different race. Tell me little kids of every race never laughed at Flubber or Jumanji. Tell me that people of every color never thought or said that Genie was the funniest character in Aladdin. Tell me that no one of color was touched by his performance in Good Will Hunting or Dead Poets Society. If you can tell me that then you can go on about his death being white privilege. But you can’t tell me that so shut the hell up.

If you cannot respect the years he gave to touching lives and making people laugh with his talent than I can’t respect you. If you can’t respect his ability to make others laugh and make himself laugh and if you can’t respect him and his talent despite his race then you are the problem. Let me repeat that. If you cannot respect him because he just so happened to be white then you are part of the problem.

Shut up and take a day off Tumblr.

Put it into words better than I could. 
Seriously Tumblr social justice brats. Sit down and shut the fuck up. A great man, a wonderful comedian, and icon of my god damn childhood is dead today. I think its only right that one damn thing on this site remains untainted by bullshit please and thank you.

(via chaoticbanter)


truezodiacfact:

Disney villain face swaps

truezodiacfact:

Disney villain face swaps

(via chaoticbanter)



(via bewbin)



a letter from the end of the first week of hogwarts

albus severus: dear mum and dad
albus severus: i was in the library today
albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
albus severus: and i would just like to say
albus severus: are you fucking serious
albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
albus severus: just literally anything else please
albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
albus severus: bloody hell
albus severus: yours sincerely,
albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit


hip-pogriff:

ollivander:

circletines:

a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay

"YOUR DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN’T KILL A FRUIT FLY"

"YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY"

(via baskervillehellhounds)