mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

mechinaries:

the next song on their playlist is Anaconda and you bet your ass they know every single lyric

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)



emojustinyoung:

kievrob:

DEAR GOD, IT IS REAL

i am so offended yall thought i was lying

(via tiger-fucker-achmed)



nflstreet:

me: *goes to hell* what the fuck is this

satan: Welcome To My Twisted Mind.

(via otpleasehelpme)


oxblivxn:

SHOUTOUT TO EVERYONE TAKING A STAND AGAINST SAM PEPPER

(via thelast-of-the-fuckity-timelords)


breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

image

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)


mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

image

Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

(via ozthemagician)



Eat Banana

badkidsjokes:

why do monkeys eat banana

because bananas are not afraid


My Throught

badkidsjokes:

a man goes to the doctor and said “doctor I think I have something stuck in my throught
so the doctor said “let’s take a x-ray”
(this doctor did not no about spines)
"i see the problem a bone is there"


minilisko:

I’m pretty sure I started watching free! as some kind of a personal joke
huge mistake


thatweirdphysicist:

This makes me chuckle quietly to myself every time I see it.

thatweirdphysicist:

This makes me chuckle quietly to myself every time I see it.


nextacy:

shit is jokes

nextacy:

shit is jokes